In
the 2014 world there, almost every building was abandoned. There lived a tall
handsome man named Bobby Xer’For. He once lived in a place where it’s all
butterflies and rainbows, big smiles and everyone was friendly, and it was
called Mother Earth. There, every night he would look up in the sky with
sparkling yellow eyes and wonder if he would ever be successful and if there
are other people who are much sadder than him.
Everyday,
he would use his free time working out. He really loved doing that. He would do
that every single day; and after he works out, he would go in to the bathroom
and look at the mirror. He would always see his blonde hair slicked back and
his thin, unfit body. He was never disappointed because he was a positive man
and he would always try harder every time. And there is a huge deep secret
behind it that nobody knows. Not even his parents know it.
And
it is… being a SUPERHERO. Well, he is a real silly man. But when it comes to
saving people, he is always serious. He never jokes about it. He doesn’t have
room for error. He is a superhero that everyone likes. He wears a baggy suit
with a diamond cape. His suit is also made of gold. And his shoes are made of
titanium that contains a shock absorber that acts like a protector. It absorbs
the shock he gets when landing from a huge fall after fighting so his kneecaps
won’t fall off. He has a mask that is super comfy that is fit for a superhero.
He has this because he wants to hide his identity from his enemies. Just
imagine what they can do when they find out who he really is.
One
day, Bobby Xer’For went out in the woods after a crucial fight against his
rival. He was really sad. Bobby was sad not only because he lost against him
but also because his friend died during the fight and he was not able to do
anything about it. He was really furious. He was hitting every tree in front of
him. He cried and cried and he cursed everything he hated about his body. He
cursed his body size. He cursed his body structure. And he cursed his squeaky
high-pitched voice. And he wished that everything that he hated about him was
changed. And a frog-legged witch popped out of the smoke that came out of
nowhere.
The
witch immediately said, “Looking for something that would change your body, eh.
Well, I have the perfect thing for you.” And she pulls out something out of her
mouth. And she hands an insect. Then she says, “This insect right here is going
to change everything that you hate about your body. When I mean everything, I
mean everything!” He touched it then, BOOM! He was temporarily paralyzed and
got unconscious right away.
Bobby
wakes up in his bedroom. Everything that happened last morning was really vague
for him. All he remembers was the witch, the insect, and the boom. Oh wait. He
remembers flying around the whole town away from the crowd. He couldn’t really
move for a few minutes. Well at least that’s what he thought.
When
he woke up, he ran downstairs to eat breakfast but he was shocked to see other
random people. People he never even met. Then he asked,”Um… good sirs, what
date is it today?” and they answered, “It is March nine twenty thirty six to be
exact.” His heart was beating really rapidly. His knees were shaking. And he
was sweating cold sweat. He just ran out to the door without replying to them.
But
something was wrong. Or good I suppose? His body was really huge and buff. His
voice was masculine and deep. And he was really happy to see this.
After
some time, Bobby heard a person crying for help. He tried killing the beast,
but NO. He did not succeed in his mission. He got defeated. He tried his best
but he really couldn’t. He couldn’t turn invisible either. He could just do it
when he is thin, not buff. After some more fights, the same thing happened. He
tries his best. He fails. And he tries his best again. It just keeps on
happening again and again.
Now
he knew the consequences. He now realizes that some things happen for a reason.
His body structure was like that for a reason. He was this so that he could
turn invisible by just sticking to a person. His voice was squeaky so he can
deafen his enemies. Because he now knows the consequences, he now wishes he had
them all back. He wished that he got his sucky body back and his high-pitched
voice back. And after learning the consequences, he attained Nirvana and he
flew up, up in the heavens. Now, he is free and the God above is now taking him
away for good because he now knows his purpose in life.
THE END.
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